Chores

My family , gone for vacation , left me alone in the house .

Oh noes , now I need to do the laundry , boil water , feed the fish , feed grandpa (joss sticks morning and night) , some mopping and such .

But then I get to play the whole day .

What about SPM ??

sobs .

Bandages

Notice I have a bandage on my head .

I got robbed . I hurt it not by crashing my car , falling down , hit by an elephant ( sorry Seng Hong lol ) , caught by a fishing hook or hit by a train .

2 Malay assholes tried to rob me but failed .

Well , its a shame that I didn't do anything . I was so shocked by them . Me cycling , then the next moment those morons on a motorbike blocked me and actually asked me if I was carrying handphones or money .

I still couldn't believe someone would try to rob me . Look at me , in sandals and riding a bike . Would someone riding a bike carry valuables ???

Jesus .

So I stood there stunned , thinking "WTF are they serious ? Are they as dumb as they look ??"

Then I got whacked by a helmet . Damn .

So much for contemplating the wonders of 马来仔 thinking .

Oh well , at least I now understand how they work . I'll hunt them down next time . No more freezing even if they do something extremely unbelievable .

Like robbing a guy in pajamas . Yeah , my clothes look like pajamas .

WTF

My mom's new car , that blue Hond City , has the awesome number plate of WTF 1628 .

Awesome . That means the Waja's mine .

Can't wait for SPM to end . Then call every girl on my contact list for a date .

Ahahaha

Sejarah , I hate you .