2011

This year ?

Rot some more

DOOM !!!

Now , since I'm in quite a bad mood this month , I'm gonna talk about the impending apocalypse two years later . Or maybe I just need more sleep .

So , 2012 . December 21st .

Mention 2012 , you think of that John Cusack movie . Oooo look volcanoes that spew meteors . Look giant tsunamis that can cover the whole North America . And look !! Overpowered earthquakes that ripped the continents apart , moving China halfway across the world . How convenient for our heroes cargo plane-that-is-filled-with-expensive-sports-cars to land there .

Ok I'm giving out too much spoilers . Its not a bad movie , go watch it on HBO . Preferably on HD .

Because I'm in a bad mood , I'm going to wish for an apocalypse to happen .

A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Not L4D's fast running bastards (don't forget that Tank , so Hulk-like , so much HP) , slow moving rotten ones that eat your flesh .

I live in a fortress like neighborhood , with walls surrounding the area . Good place to defend myself . Theres a lake nearby too . Fish .

First thing I'm gonna do is to barricade the entrance , so no one can come in or get out . Then I'm cleaning out the housing area with my baseball bat . whack whack whack .

But of course , nothing will happen in 2012 , except for my 20th birthday .

Trust those crazy people to assume the end of the Mayan Calender to be the end of the world .

whats the date ? oh yeah , 22/10/10

wow , someone actually wants to read my blog . This gives me a sudden impulse to update it .

IT WON'T BE A HABIT !! really .

So , last week , i got myself a microphone . Why , you ask ? That an antisocial guy like me will have use for a microphone . I mean , I don't even use the call function of my PDA (7 years old and still kicking iphone's ass)

I'll tell you why . The week before that , theres a sale on Steam (online distributor of games)

Guess what ? L4D pack for USD10 !!! 2 games for RM30 !!! Original too !!!

L4D being a co-op game , of course involves a lot of swearing .

So me and yikkhai got ourselves the game and the mikes , and proceed to yell at each other . We still need 2 more to join us , feel free to leave your Steam username at the comments XD

And theres my Cambridge interview . The only thing that I learned from it , is that Federal Highway jams like hell in the afternoons . Oh , and I need to work on my Archimedes Principle .

Oh shit .

I did some snooping around while at Sunway College , despite being told to "wait here" in the "waiting room"

Went to the library , walked past that sign that says "students may have to show their ID before entering" . Well , their library is much bigger than Hartamas's , thats for sure .

Comments : Sunway really has a lot of "Akons"

fig.1 Akon

See you next year , over and out

15/9

I attended a DIY Famine Camp recently .

There's meeting new friends , enjoying teamwork , sleeping in college , and starving .

Despite the name , you don't really starve . The facilitators there keep you running about , playing games and such . This is a case of spamming endorphins (or adrenaline ?) so that you would not FEEL hungry . Oh yeah , the college is damn cold at night .

After the camp (all 30 hours of it) , I rushed next door to the shopping centre and ate Japanese food (Pasta Zanmai , the restaurant , not the stuff I ordered) . Nice food , priced at RM20++ , so I'm not complaining much .

Then the next day , I puked after lunch .

....

Went to a friends house last week . In Puchong . Going there involves 2-3 toll gates . Then his house is infested with mosquitoes . Apparently one of his hobbies is to electrocute mosquitoes with a electro-racket .

Sleeping in his room reminds me of college . Damn cold . 18 Celsius all the way .

And the next day (woke up at 11am) , the mosquitoes respawned .....

Short note

"Lookit all those spam messages Bob !!"

"Yessiree , there sure is a whole shitload of 'em Billie Jean"

"Hey , hey you spammers !! Git off mah property !! I'll swear i'll shoot ya furry asses back to kingdom come !!"

Shit , sudden allergy reaction , damn itchy welts

Interview Time

7th of April , Putrajaya .

I'll be there in a new shirt (long sleeved too) . Maybe with a tie . So I can hang myself with it halfway through the interview .

Talking talking talking .

"Tell me about yourself . IN BM"

"Group discussion time : What would happen if a Chinese Prime Minister was elected ?"

"Oi !! WHY WEAR SLIPPERS ??!! YOU SOHAI ONE AAA ??"

*sorry sorry sorry sorry* (that Sohai Super Junior song playing)

If I'm lucky , I'll get out before 12pm , and rush back to college , ties and all .

4pm later that day , theres going to be a Maths competition . Euclid contest from Canada , the land of Maple leaves and bears . 3 hours for 10 questions . Ahaha .

Well , at least Thursday is holiday . Yay . Sleep .

****

I hate CNY !!

Damn you pyromaniacs , damn you crazy ass firecracker exploding insomniacs !

Swearing is taboo in CNY , but CNY just makes me swear . A lot .

I love my sleep , and it takes some time for me to settle down and go into sleep mode .

Imagine that , you're in a relaxed mood and anytime you'll fall asleep .

KABOOM BAAM BLAMM BUDDDA BUDDAA BANG BANG BANG SOOM ASPLODE

My rational mind is what keeps me from running people over with my Waja .

Also , 19th gathering was not very fun at all . With just about less than a quarter of 5sZhong attendance , this doesn't count as a gathering . A random outing , more like .

And I got lost around KL . Before that , I got lost in the parking lot .

"Wheres my car ? Where did I park it ? Did I even come by car ?"

More swearing .

The GPS isn't helping much at all . Kaiwen struggled with the GPS while it shuts down randomly , leaving us with a left/right turn in meters .

At least we made it . Yes , dropped Kaiwen off at Sg. Mas . What an adventure on his birthday .

Yay , Happy Birthday to Kaiwen !!!

Jobs ?

Oh shit .

In a sudden fit of madness , I volunteered to be the Vice President of the e-sports club a.k.a Gaming club . No opposition . Well , theres Vern Sen , but he lost by one vote . Maybe I have a cooler name . "Dick" . And the club advisor is convinced I'm shitting him . Want to see my IC ?

Now then , what to do . Never held any positions in high school , because I change societies every year . Suddenly become Vice President .

OMFGWTFBBQ what to do what to do .

Theres still a Paintball Club and Tech Club meeting to attend . More positions ?

Yes , "Paint Ball" Club indeed . This is worse than "Iron Man" below (not Mr. Tony Stark in a robot suit)

more on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Noo !!

DAMN YOU TAYLORS ONLINE !!!

There are problems logging in from home for unknown reasons .

Refreshing the page 10 times in a row and leaving it there while I do some other stuff seems to make it load .

Oh my , printer's out of ink .

Chemistry exams ... maybe I'll write something on the Data Booklet

what the heck ?

My Further Maths teacher , Mr Thava's catchphrase . He does love to say that .

Maths topics are catching up to my level now , and its no longer boring .

Chem teacher Miss Leong seems to have an interest in me . That is creepy , as if I did something wrong I'm not aware of .

Theres a guy called Kit , who has big muscles . 大只佬 , we called him .

LAN classes has helped formed groups of 10 for activities and such . And my group consisting of half of my class PS1 , speaks Chinese . What a pleasant surprise . This makes lansok more easy .

Chose 3 societies . Paintball , tech and e-sports . All the fun in the world . What good it does to my university resume .

Join charity groups ? Thats against my policy : No helping people when I myself need help . Just like Mr. William from Malaysian Studies said "money raised for Haiti is better off used to improve our country ."

Yes , our country needs helping more than Haiti . Just look at all those poor people and lousy infrastructure . Smelly toilets also .

Besides , Haiti is famous for voodoo zombies . Makes rebuilding much more efficient .

20/1

"found mamak stall"

- Buy food for lower prices

"recovered from car accident"

- +Driving speed

"number of lenglui's in class : 0 "

- reduce happiness 50 pts (applies at class)

"encountered 白衣女郎"

- increase happiness 200 pts ( 30 minutes duration )

Level up !!

omg why the hell the pretty girls are in other classes omfgwtfbbq only 4 girls in my class wtf girl in white so pretty omg in PS2 found another one while lunch that one more pretty holy omfg

madness ERROR

Who got Thinking Skills text book by Butterworth ?

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Ok , college isn't as cool as I thought .

English speaking bastards . The lot of them .

Expensive costs , burning holes in my holey wallet . HOLY WALLET !! Hey , theres a Guan Yin gold card thingy inside , and some good luck charms . Puns are fun .

Food , books , parking fees . Speaking of parking fees , that autopay station just vomited a bunch of 50 cents as change .

"Your change is coming up in 3...2...1"

*crash clank clank*

At least theres a mamak stall providing cheap food for the masses . Mass produced food , yum . And cheap .

Brush up my English , and start lansok people . That Student Council girl looks hot . drools

finally , some action

Yes , tomorrow is orientation day .

Few weeks of doing nothing except playing games at home has left me bored until I hunger for some studying work .

College college college college *chant*

After reading some blog posts by other people , I find that English was the lingua franca in college . Gosh , I need to improve my speech , because when I talk , I sound like a retard .

I doubt my mastery in English will help much in my speech problems .

Lets hope that there will be model quality girls at Taylors . Unleash inner "hamsap lou"

growl drool snaps teeth whistle (shit i cant whistle)

18 !!

So today is my birthday , and if nothing goes wrong , it will pass by without incident . ( 8.35am and I'm sitting before the screen )

One of the benefits of birthdays is that I can play the whole day . Yeahhhh .

It's like a Do-what-you-want-to-do day .

And I'm 18 after today . That means I can watch porn officially . Or go to the movies labelled 18 . Or creating an e-bay account . Credit cards . Grown up stuff .

Oh no , time to be independent now . Damn I hate growing up .

2010 !!

Another year yet again .

Maybe 2010 will be better than 2009 ?

Maybe , because 2009 has its share of good stuff too besides the catasthrophies that happened to me .

Theres me getting to Zhong finally (T.T) and meeting up with my buddies . Theres really nice people in that class who i get to meet (Yay , and a really special someone) . Theres me getting my P license . Theres my Waja . Theres awesome games of the year I've illegally downloaded from mininova (that site stopped providing pirate torrents ==) . Theres that week of SPM where I get to stay home alone . Theres the ton of books i bought . Theres the gathering of my primary school friends . etc

I might give 2009 a 10/10 , but SPM , my accident and that robbery incident causes 2009 to be left with a 6/10 .

2010 , do not disappoint me .

...

Got into Taylors Sri Hartamas campus , nice place . Air-conditioned .

Quite near too , at least I don't have to pass toll gates .

1st semester needs 10k++

And theres parking to think about ... my cars still sitting at the shop , no one started repairing it T.T Fuck those insurance companies .

Theres a shopping mall next to the campus . Cool .

Kinda miss uniforms , no worries about how I look in certain clothes . Need more long pants , preferably with usable pockets (unlike jeans , which I think the pockets are for show)

Scared of driving now . Accidents can kill you know .

College !!

Should've done research earlier ...

Taylor's for A level ?? or Foundation ???

If I do CAL , I get to choose between Sunway or Taylors , after browsing through various forums (mostly low yat ==)

Facilities , lecturers , costs , and distance ...

Do field research tomorrow , see which college I love at first sight .

Or maybe ditch education and go robbing people .

Wait , assassination is more fun than robbing .

...

Ahh , Modern Warfare 2 , the game with jaw-dropping visuals of 2009 .

Is it true that the White House could withstand an EMP blast ?

Unlucky

This may be the unluckiest day i had in these few months .

Yay SPM is over !!

Celebrate ? Midvalley !!

But of course , theres no parking left , all full .

Go home ? Yes .

Then at the toll gates ....

"Kad kamu tak sah"

Great , so I changed lanes ....

Boom !!!

My bumper !!!

Great . Accident .

Photos later , if I remember to upload ==

Chores

My family , gone for vacation , left me alone in the house .

Oh noes , now I need to do the laundry , boil water , feed the fish , feed grandpa (joss sticks morning and night) , some mopping and such .

But then I get to play the whole day .

What about SPM ??

sobs .

Bandages

Notice I have a bandage on my head .

I got robbed . I hurt it not by crashing my car , falling down , hit by an elephant ( sorry Seng Hong lol ) , caught by a fishing hook or hit by a train .

2 Malay assholes tried to rob me but failed .

Well , its a shame that I didn't do anything . I was so shocked by them . Me cycling , then the next moment those morons on a motorbike blocked me and actually asked me if I was carrying handphones or money .

I still couldn't believe someone would try to rob me . Look at me , in sandals and riding a bike . Would someone riding a bike carry valuables ???

Jesus .

So I stood there stunned , thinking "WTF are they serious ? Are they as dumb as they look ??"

Then I got whacked by a helmet . Damn .

So much for contemplating the wonders of 马来仔 thinking .

Oh well , at least I now understand how they work . I'll hunt them down next time . No more freezing even if they do something extremely unbelievable .

Like robbing a guy in pajamas . Yeah , my clothes look like pajamas .