Twilight

Ok . I downloaded it , watched it , just to see what the fuss is all about .

Why so late ? Because movies downloaded after a few months later are ripped from dvds , thus are much higher quality . Ok enough of the piracy talk .

Here's my review of Twilight :

Ok , girl having parent problem , goes to her dad in rural countryside , dad's a cop .

Girl goes to school . Oh yeah she gets a truck for her homecoming present . Orange pickup . 

Her name's Isabella . Didn't get her last name .

Goes to school . Meet new friends . Wait a sec , who's the 5 weirdo pale people ? They're the Cullens ...(conspiratory whisper) . Ok , Bella can't stop staring at Edward Cullen , the pale guy who walks alone (other four are in pairs of 2)

It's Bio class , and they're teaching tapeworms . As fate would have it , Bella sits with Edward . Edward is like more weird and keeps staring at Bella . Something even I would'nt dare to do .

Then they talked . and talk and talk and talk . And Edward saves Bella from a van . Bella wants to know more about him . talk and talk and talk .

Then there's a moment , where they exchange gooey love talk . Makes me feel gay when I'm watching it . OMG so gay and yet so ... romantic (?) . Makes me smile too , a very "yam" smile .

"I don't have the strength to stay away from you ..."

"Then don't"

So gay . 

I'm still watching it , haven't finished , and I'm already starting to review it . So far so good . The vampire action part seems to fake though . All blurry motion blur .

That's the kind review/comments you get from a guy watching Twilight . 

Downloading A Walk to Remember . Got urge to watch love movies lately , a refreshing change from action movies . Last one i watched was Music and Lyrics (HBO!!!) , loved the song .