Attempted robbery ?

"hoi leng zhai !"

I looked up from my PDA , music blaring in my ears and stared at the two Indian guys on a bike .

"U tau mana keluar dari sini ?"

I'd like to answer "u mana datang mana keluar lar !" but kept my cool . I walked out a few steps from the shady sidewalk and pointed at the road behind them instead .

Well , they just rode away without a question about my abstract direction-giving .

So i resumed my position at leaning against the wall waiting for my ride when an old aunty told me 

"yo my man , those guys they just want to steal yor thang' , yo' dig bro ?" 

"them homies are jest' dumb liars stealin' phones an' stuff " ( well , she spoke chinese but i can't type chinese so i'll give a rough translation )

Dumb fool want to rob me . My PDA .

And thank God they did'nt try to grab it from my hands . Cause it will be the last thing they'll do .

"oh look a little boy with a expensive handphone !! lets rob him !!"

"sounds good my good man , why not ? that kid looks easy to snatch"

Yeah , go ahead and try , and i'll see to it that hospital food is the only food you ever eat for the rest of your lives .

For a moment there i wished they would really rob me . 

I'm in a very bad mood that time .

If they really did snatch my PDA , i'll pull them off the little crap bike which is really a scooter but not a scooter . At least i'll pull the guy snatching my PDA for the one riding it can scoot off for all i care .

Then , i'll stomp on his face while he's down on the ground . Stomp stomp stomp crush . 

oh , was that your nose , sorry about that , i'll fix it back for you.

STOMP

oh my , i put my foot at the wrong position . say , i'll rip it off so it will be easier to fix . Sewing it back on will do just fine instead of pushing it back into shape .

ahahahhahaha

And if his acomplice came back for him , i'll take him down too . wham his head at the nearest wal and stun him . then i'll run him over with his own bike/scooter thing . 

And maybe , i'll call the cops . After robbing them both . Well i just had only RM12-- in my wallet for this month , and a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do 

ahahaha , stress can really make a person go mad