...

Got into Taylors Sri Hartamas campus , nice place . Air-conditioned .

Quite near too , at least I don't have to pass toll gates .

1st semester needs 10k++

And theres parking to think about ... my cars still sitting at the shop , no one started repairing it T.T Fuck those insurance companies .

Theres a shopping mall next to the campus . Cool .

Kinda miss uniforms , no worries about how I look in certain clothes . Need more long pants , preferably with usable pockets (unlike jeans , which I think the pockets are for show)

Scared of driving now . Accidents can kill you know .

College !!

Should've done research earlier ...

Taylor's for A level ?? or Foundation ???

If I do CAL , I get to choose between Sunway or Taylors , after browsing through various forums (mostly low yat ==)

Facilities , lecturers , costs , and distance ...

Do field research tomorrow , see which college I love at first sight .

Or maybe ditch education and go robbing people .

Wait , assassination is more fun than robbing .

...

Ahh , Modern Warfare 2 , the game with jaw-dropping visuals of 2009 .

Is it true that the White House could withstand an EMP blast ?

Unlucky

This may be the unluckiest day i had in these few months .

Yay SPM is over !!

Celebrate ? Midvalley !!

But of course , theres no parking left , all full .

Go home ? Yes .

Then at the toll gates ....

"Kad kamu tak sah"

Great , so I changed lanes ....

Boom !!!

My bumper !!!

Great . Accident .

Photos later , if I remember to upload ==

Chores

My family , gone for vacation , left me alone in the house .

Oh noes , now I need to do the laundry , boil water , feed the fish , feed grandpa (joss sticks morning and night) , some mopping and such .

But then I get to play the whole day .

What about SPM ??

sobs .

Bandages

Notice I have a bandage on my head .

I got robbed . I hurt it not by crashing my car , falling down , hit by an elephant ( sorry Seng Hong lol ) , caught by a fishing hook or hit by a train .

2 Malay assholes tried to rob me but failed .

Well , its a shame that I didn't do anything . I was so shocked by them . Me cycling , then the next moment those morons on a motorbike blocked me and actually asked me if I was carrying handphones or money .

I still couldn't believe someone would try to rob me . Look at me , in sandals and riding a bike . Would someone riding a bike carry valuables ???

Jesus .

So I stood there stunned , thinking "WTF are they serious ? Are they as dumb as they look ??"

Then I got whacked by a helmet . Damn .

So much for contemplating the wonders of 马来仔 thinking .

Oh well , at least I now understand how they work . I'll hunt them down next time . No more freezing even if they do something extremely unbelievable .

Like robbing a guy in pajamas . Yeah , my clothes look like pajamas .

WTF

My mom's new car , that blue Hond City , has the awesome number plate of WTF 1628 .

Awesome . That means the Waja's mine .

Can't wait for SPM to end . Then call every girl on my contact list for a date .

Ahahaha

Sejarah , I hate you .

Parking ...

... is one of the side-effects of having a car . The other one is not knowing directions .

And I have both problems . The latter more so .

"Yay lets have some fun !! I'm driving !!"

"Oh really ? Time Square then !!"

"Oh that place !! .... shit , how do I drive there ?"

Parking my car at a monorail station and taking public transport seems retarded .

"Go to Kepong Jusco ?"

"Yeeerrr , that place so sien !!"

Well , its the only place I won't get lost , and the parking's cheap . Or free if you have a Jusco card . Yay for Japanese shopping systems .

Fortunately I got a GPS . It's better than Google Maps .

Get lost ? Still a fair chance , as I have yet to master that awesome gadget .

....

Petrol price , RM1.80 something per litre .... Rm100++ full tank . Arr

I miss the bus ...

One month to go

SPM is coming !! Arrrrrghhh !!

My right ear , is like partially deaf thanks to some inflamation . Hurts a lot when yawning , then my mom just put some fish oil liquid into it . Can't hear anything clearly . Sad .

Hoe Kit said everyone has to have a period of serious illness . I think my time is here . At least I won't be sick during the exams . Caught a cold , I hate runny nose . Watery types , like a tap .

Monsoon season ... rain in the afternoons . I hate rain .

This year's ending .

So , going out ??

Read a lot of books this few weeks .

Dan Brown's latest novel , the Last Symbol , was epic .

Sejarah is real hard to stuff in ones head .

May start meditation to boost my concentration . It kinda works . Maybe I'll develop ultra force powers , force choke someone for fun .

Paramore is AWESOME . Go download their latest album , Brand New Eyes .

Got bored of driving too . Stupid traffic jams , and the heat .

At least my Waja has working air conditioning .

:)

Trying to smile here . Sorry .

Seems that smiles is one of the potent weapons in the world in forcing people to do your bidding , minus anger and hate and blood .

So I tried that while brushing .

Shit .

I look better when not smiling .

Shit .

I hate computer exams .

I wouldn't mind if its another anim8or project , but theory of computers ?

Fuck that .

>:( much cooler than :)

2/10

oh great , its October already , hooray .

"Year-end exams incoming sir"

"Roger that , take revising actions"

"Copy that . Wait , it seems the crew refuse to comply"

"Shoot those who refuse"

"Negative , they got our guns"

"Command to Motor Functions Department , are all the guns taken?"

"Yes sir , and they are ...*bang bang bang budda budda*"

*static*

Damn , 3 days left until Chinese and Calculus exams !!

I'm still hooked on Street Fighter 4 . Especially when I finally know how to execute Bison's Ultra Combo and the crazy joystick maneuver for Shoryuken .

Also , Cammy just knocks me out

Yay for Cammy and her tight leotard thingy .

Oh yeah , I got Distinction in that NSW English Exams too . Arghh , not good enough !!

Ah shit .

No A1s so far . How many papers is it ? 5-6 ? Yeah . Highest is A2 ? Yeah .

Shit shit shit .

Exams , the useless crap everyone is scared of .

Useless crap that I won't ever get the chance to use even if I tried .

Like calculus , or sejarah , or moral .

Just testing ones memorizing skills . Calculus ? Finding patterns in a jumble of symbols .

After school , they're useless as a solar powered flashlight .

Sad .

On an unrelated note , those Muslim terrorists are faggots and have nothing better to do than blow stuff up and posting crappy videos about their hate for the world . I say cut the crap and nuke them . All of them .

Sleepless

"How can you be so sleepless..."

Because I'm in Genting lol . I like parodying people's songs . In this case Heartless .

I didn't sleep for a night

Bus Rm6.60 . Went there with 6 friends . Very cool , and I get to know them all afterwards (I just know 2 of them)

Very foggy in the morning . Damn . But at least I got to get on the rides later when the fog's over . I got bored of the Corkscrew after 5 rounds .

Look , crazy Singaporean highrollers , driving not one , but 3 Lambos to Genting's casino

Must get me one of those .

I'm a Korean .... too

Yay finally found something that's funny to me .

F9

完成名句：

沾衣欲湿杏花雨 .... 劝君出街带把伞

I think I messed up my Chinese exams T.T

Namakan seorang atlet wanita dalam bidang badminton

....

Optimus Prime

Yar , and Moral too .

Infinite sad face 8:(

BTW Kai Wen's book is quite enlightening . Sad that one tactic he used on Megaman didn't work ==

Gay

Last Wednesday , we had BM tuition .

Cikgu Ong said something very interesting . Teletubbies are gay .

And so I searched for gay teletubbies with Google .

But of course , personally I think Barney is gayer , as he owns the Teletubbies .

Ahahaaha , wondering why I'm not drawing this time ?

I can't find that kind of purple in paint ==

you can make it yourself lol

shut up , i'm not that gay

"Tahniah"

"Ok , masuk office itu jumpa officer ."

Ahahahahha , I passed my driving test !!! Ahhahahahah .

I should , because all I've gone through , I think I'll kill if I hadn't passed .

I forgot to bring my L license there . Funny . Apparently that one without a pic isn't a license but a slip to extend the period of validity . That nice JPJ officer with lots of stars gave me an hour to get it .

So i go . My family is away from home , even if they are , they don't know the way to Sri Sinar Segambut . Sad face .

So on the taxi I go . RM20 return trip . Taxi driver has a son who is also taking the test that day lol . He drives so fast , and I get to observe some cool gear changing .

Shit , wheres the keys ??!! I'm locked out of the house !!

And then out of the blue comes my brother . Damn him , he went to 'tapao' some breakfast , why can't him stay at home and eat those bread . Snatch keys , rummage , get license , scram .

As soon as I got on the taxi , driver speeds off . Now I'm like in an action movie . 9.30 am .

Ahahahahha , made it , with 10 minutes left !! Ahahhaha .

Bukit : passed

Parking : passed

3 point turn : oh shi- wait , passed phew .

Now for on the road . I wonder how that JPJ officer got on the little Kancil .

So anyway , cut a long story short , I passed . Now I know what a 'pakej' brings .

All the way we just 'lan sok' , and he even told me where to turn . But at least I didn't stall my car or hit anything .

License License License License License License License License .... Needs car !!

Careers

Today we had to attend a talk about the stuff we had to do after school . As in Form 6/College stuff.

That shook me very much . I still am confused about my career .

Business ? The path is obscured by fog .

Engineer ? Civil you mean ? I see crowded roads . I don't think the world needs anymore buildings unless they're eco-friendly , but thats architect work (i think)

F-22 pilot ? This remains a secret fantasy . Not to be made true unless I'm crazy or had my myopic eyesight corrected :( Soom , flying jets . Or chopper pilot .

Then out of the blue comes two new suggestions : careers in military or energy industry .

Malaysia will have nuclear plants . They'll need someone to manage the radioactive stuff .

Ahhh , yessss . I'll have a waste collection company combined with a weapons manufacturing company . The Uranium will be enriched and turned into nuclear weapons . Malaysia will have nukes !!

Am I patriotic now ?

Wham

Yes , I am that bored .

Crazy robber dude says : Gimme ur moneyzz !!

(with zz to emphasize that he does this too many times to be bored)

So , I do a sudden Hadoken attack by throwing my wallet at him .

Crazy robber dude says : WTF ?!

(which means "Wallet That Flies ?!" and not "What The F*ck?"!)
I finish him with a Shoryuken attack .

Crazy robber dude never get to say anything . Poor him .

Poor me too . Time to read sejarah .

Before that , I'm going to peruse the 135Gb of certain materials in my 500Gb harddisk . Yeshh

So bored

I was trying out the new downloadable content for Fallout 3 . Mothership Zeta . Aliens .

So I was abducted , and escaped out of the cells in 15 minutes later . Then I found this guy in a stasis cell . Talking Japanese too . Nice armor though , I'll kill him later for it . And maybe a samurai sword .

Me playing Sims 3 , took this screenshot . That pretty lady behind the wheel is my pregnant wife , whom shes driving to the hospital to give birth . And that guy there is the responsible husband .

So I'm playing games whenever I get to touch the computer . No wonder I'm banned .

Trials are coming too , ahahha ~~

Times up !!

The pile of homework , slowly decreasing in height as time goes on .

I found out Additional Maths packs quite a punch . Mostly because its all about formulas . It's the same as other memorising subjects . Memorise formula , puke . Repeat . etc .

I hate it when a question that is clearly solvable becomes unsolvable because i forgot the formula for it . Standard deviation , variation , first quartile . zzz

Whatever , now at least I don't have to study Add. Maths for trials .

Oh wait , I still got my 2 chinese essays to write . So I asked a guy who lived near me to borrow me his execise book which contains the questions (mines borrowed by Ting Jing) .

Guess what ?

"Chinese exercise arr ? Pass jor"

"Pass jor ?"

"Yup"

Pass ... jor ??!

Oh shit i hate it when my plan goes all wrong .

I'll try to finish it at the 6am - 7.40am period on Monday . Along with some remnants of Calculus , Add. Maths , Bio and the whole Moral .

ahahaha ~~

People sure like posting their essays on the blog .

QUARANTINE !!! ... err wait a sec

Ok its not quarantine , as the teachers keep saying .

"Just a break from school , we're not quarantined , relax ."

I can't relax , with all those homework .

Maths , Add. Maths , Calculus , BM , English , Chinese , Bio and much more .

Actually I won't mind doing them . Homework is quite fun to do .

Its the foolscap papers that made me whine like a sissy .

Essay , past-year questions with one question per PAGE . Jesus .

Damn I'd rather take my chances with H1N1 than this .

Graaahh !! Angry crude drawing !!

Feel my wrath evil homework !!!

I'd do that , but I'm too lazy to pick them back up ==

28/7

Ever tried drinking a whole cup of orange juice (freshly made , not from boxes) in one gulp ?

I can feel my teeth dissolving . Seriously , the citric acid content is high enough to induce sizzling sensations around your teeth .

Anyway , as inspired by Kamun's comment on drawing the whole freaking Pearl story , I decided to do just the action bits , as in when Kino does 1vs3 action with the trackers .

Of course , if a story has to be drawn by me , it will and must undergo customisation to fit my needs .

And so you get a trailer picture of some sorts .

Here you'll find Kino headshotting a dude with a shotgun he just stole from another dude which had his throat slashed . Action packed right ? Must be the shotgun . Yeah , I replaced the rifle with it .

I won't spoil it for you , but this scene later contains Terminator stuff .

Guess who's the Terminator ?

Rainy Days ...

Look , heres that guy from "Lei Yu" , after he found out that his pregnant lover was actually his sister .

School's doing those weird flu prevention stuff lately . My right hand smells of Dettol .

Ah right , people aren't too happy in our class , or at least , the guys at the top .

"why can't you people be more responsible/mix together more etc."

Booooooo-ring

And Kamun spotted me doing boring face .

You can't deny it isn't really , all talk and no action .

And 'talk' comes from the people who are like me , not doing anything .

Oh yes yes , your opinions are good , but I don't see you doing anything . zzz

At least I don't do hypocrite stuff .

Well , the next day everything is back to normal . Waste of 2 periods .

The only result from this "group therapy" is that people is doing their chores again . Hurray , no more trash-strewn floor .

40++ days left until trials omg . Need to fix my low concentration problem

12/7

This is it , the long awaited blockbuster of the year :

Ok , I admit English period is really boring . Who doesn't agree ?

Theres more in "The Pearl" , but I couldn't stand scanning the whole book .

Trial exams are coming lalala ~~~

Yeshhh !! Finished that damn Moral Project . When I ever become Minister of Education I'd abolish that subject regardless of "membina sahsiah" crap

This week ...

My new place , is very tosui . Under the fan . And I got a cold (QUARANTINE !!!)

Weng Jeng the noob got his finger stuck in a circly ruler . Sad face for him , but lotsa happy malicious faces for us .

fig 7.9 Houston , we got a problem .

Received a message from Kelvin . He did facial again . "Like surface of moon , with volcanoes"

And I told him I'd draw it and post it on this blog . Like so :

fig.99.9 Imagine that stuff splattering your face ...

I got a new widget . It tracks people . Very cool stuff .

Now I know why that JPJ dude failed me . It's because I got my car out of the parking box when he told me to "keluar" , not knowing that he meant me , not the car . Thats still wrong , very wrong .

He failed my parking , I will get my revenge .

"This is not over"

NS

"Tahniah !!! Anda dipilih untuk ....."

WHAAAAT THEEEE F********K !!!

Ok , ok , chill dude , it isn't so bad .

Flying Fox , rifle firing , marching , pumping , jungle trek , and getting big huge muscles at the sane time , whats not to like ? And for 3 months .

3 MONTHS WITHOUT INTERNET PDA SMS XBOX 360 CRAZY YOUTUBE VIDEOS MY NEWLY DOWNLOADED SIMS 3 NO BOOKS AAAAAAAAAAA

Ok , that can make you more disiplined , good for the real world . Prepares you for it .

Ok , then , maybe NS isn't that bad .

(I heard people had to shower together , thats kind of gay)

Oh shit , I'm not going if I had to share showers . Gay .

(Its only gay if you make eye contact , and be sure not to get a boner ....)

shut up

Noo !!!

Nooooo Michael !! He's dead !!

Don't worry , he'll rise from the dead few days later , wearing that red leather jacket . Thriller rocks , even today . Dancing zombies FTW .

Noooooo !!! Changed seats !! Now I don't know who am I sitting with , but I got a hunch that I won't be sitting near anyone interesting . T.T very sad face .

Noooooo !!! Report cards are out and yet again I got 78 point something . With that result I could get 2nd place in Ren , 5-6th place in Xiao . But 42 in Zhong . Noooooo !!! extreme sad face with tears >;(

Noooooo !!! Boring English classes with a sure-fail drama activity !!! Waste of my precious time . At least I can read Robert Kiyosaki's books !! not so sad face .

Gonna paint my PDA with Decepticon colours .

Arr , my best picture ever with MS Paint . Not a "Poor Performance Indeed"

Stuff

"this ... is ... impossible !!!"

"you ... failed ... me ..."

and this goes on and on for about an hour in my head after the test . The driving test .

Shit .

Did I really hit something or are they just corrupt ?

Damn , I can't believe they failed my parking . The one move I'm best at .

....

Today I watched Transformers 2 . Still awesome from the front row .

A movie about lorries dropping from a plane then turning into a robot with a parachute is a sure win .

....

I hate H1N1 .

....

I got my PDA back . I miss her so much . I'll think I'll call her Amy XD (this is so gay)

This week

Lotsa stuff happening the week after the holidays

Thursday : Preparations

Confused me , running around like a headless chicken , don't know whether to go for "Love School Exercise" (literal translation XD) or for society , coz I'm not called for neither of them .

Not wanting to wash toilets , I went for society work . It seems that I'm the only dude without a post/rank there . I got a job making a tree . Art Director sort of job .

Oh yeah , using polystrene to make guns is fun . Although both of them broken by the physics dudes . Damn you Kai Wen .

Friday : Rush

Ok , the guys at my society isn't as productive as I thought . Still lots of work to do . Anyway , I'm very bored , and offered to help again . I left at 2.30pm , leaving those dudes to "zap shang" (in cantonese)

My tree is finished !! Ahh , forgot to take a pic of it .

Saturday : First day of exhibition

The big day . I missed the starting ceremony at morning because its too hot and stuffy with all those people . Hid in my class with fans and cool breeze from outside .

fast forward to 9am .

Standing there ...

"hi , have any interest in financial stuff ?"

"no ..."

(fuck you then) "ok never mind , take a look anyways"

Sigh . 3 hours straight as a "explainer" . At least I did say something . Went AWOL a couple times for a walk with Wikkee . ahahaha .

12pm

Went strolling around the school . Stuck at the inventing society because they're showing Terminator 2 (AHHHNOLD !!!)

I'm practically dragging my legs , so tired from standing . Every society's exhibition is a bit boring actually . Oh wait , St. John's was funny , with Guo Liang demonstrating CPR and broke the dummy's neck in the process . Oops

3pm

Car lessons ahoy !! 4 hours of driving , made my back sweaty and sticky and smelly . I still haven't got the hang of bukit clutch control . Let go until the car tilts , let go of the handbrake , apply gas , let go of the clutch a bit more .... confusing , I hope I won't fuck up on Monday . Exams are scaring me . At least I can park very fast - very fast indeed . Oh , its 7pm , time to drive home in a traffic jam . Ah , I'm in a manual car , more clutchy action ....

Poor performance indeed

Back to school zzz

So Monday is a school day , its time to bring back all / most of my textbooks and crap back and stuff my drawer , or is it called a drawer ? Because drawers can be pulled out and ... confusing , I can't describe .

I got rid of my hair , and my claws too . 

fig.1    A Dick

So I just called myself a name . I think the pic is quite awesome , even added some pimples/acne spots . 

I miss my nails , they're so long and slashy . It makes scratchy noises on a table top . Freaks Hoe Kit , and its funny too . 

When is the next check coming besides Monday ? I'm not going to trim them until then . I'll get to see how long they'll grow . 

Today were going to play GET TO THE CHOPPER

You have to watch this , even though you probably don't get it .

Watch the original Predator movie and you know what's "GET TO DA CHOPPA !!"

I have a sudden urge to search up Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff at Youtube since I watched Terminator 2 again yesterday .

His accent is so funny . Oh yeah , and I found out he did some Japanese ads .

My favourite actor . Or should I say ahhhk-tor

How do you make someone shut up ? 

Yelling , talking all the time , noisy , busybody .

kill them

no i can't , theres the law to think of 

outsmart the law , didn't you watch CSI ?

thats just fiction 

ah but its based on real life isn't it 

how do you know for sure ?

well , they won't lie to you at least , and this is Malaysia , not the US

you got a point .... shut up i'm not listening to you

ahh , but you can't shut me up , i'm here all the time 

shut up , i'm not going to commit homicide

not yet ...

shut up 

ooh , the way the neck snaps , and they won't be bothering you , isn't that tempting ?

shut up shut up shut up 

take them by the back of the head and smash them repeatedly on a hard surface . Ahh the SATISFACTION !!!!

you shut the hell up , i'm not that crazy yet 

really ? sooner or later you'll will be

as long as i'm here , that is not going to happen , so you shut the hell up

lets see how long you'll last . Oh look that someone is coming , don't break down now *evil laugh*

Graaahhhhhh *throws stuff around*

Kris Allen is ... not bad         -  falling slowly

One more week to go

1st week of the holiday is over , 7 days left .

That means I got 7 days to see my PDA again , if they can repair it in time . Poor PDA , I'm selling it sometime after I do some paintjob on it . Metallic black looks cool , maybe I'll put some blue LED lights on too . I'm estimating RM500-1000 on ebay . Not bad for a 6 year piece of junk . That guy at the phone shop says I can get RM50 trade-in value . Tragic . I'll stick with ebay .

Homework , hmm , kinda finished . At least I've done the karangan/essay stuff . Oh yeah , Moral project . Don't even want to do , even its just copying stuff . By hand . I hate writing .

Photoshop is hard to use . I'm thinking of getting a light pen , for pro drawing on computer . Scanning pics into the computer is tedious work , and I can't find any scrap paper for me to draw on anyway . I can't stand to use brand new A4 papers to doodle .

The Sims 3 is out . RM139 original , because I can't find any pirated versions online . Anyway its by EA games , and knowing their disc protection stuff , I had to get original . RM139 is pretty cheap , for a original . Ahh , I remember I got my Fallout 3 Collectors Edition for RM369 . That metal lunch box was worth it I think . Sell it on ebay when I'm bored with it .

Mm ... lunch

My hair , is getting quite long . Tangles when washing it . Dunno how girls cope with long hair . Weird creatures they are . I heard they wash them like , once a day ? And no weird smells too . How do they manange it ? Hmm ....

Note to self : Need practise on parking  

Something ... different

When I was beaten up , you were there for me ...

When I was sad and dejected , you were there for me ...

When I was robbed by Mat Rempits , you were there for me ...

When I got in an accident , you were there for me ...

And now , laying on the hospital bed , with you beside me ...

I finally realised the truth about you ...

"You're bad luck , stay the f*ck away from me !!"

Nothing like a good joke to lol me up . 

I'm very bored zzz

freaking out

So scared ... SPM trials .... still playing games .... shitttttt

no motivation , at all ....

must finish karangan tonight , or else .....

need motivation

Holiday Degenerating

This is the holidays , which are quite boring to me , nothing to do .

Unlike my other friends , I don't have a post in a society , I did not join a "activity" type society , so theres no camp . All theres to do is homework , and SPM studies .

And games , Xbox and my PC . Resident Evil 5 and Empire : Total War , in which I've a final region to capture to win the independence war (as America) .

Resident Evil 5 has co-op play , so fun . And I've unlocked infinite ammo for my one hit kill magnum , which doubles the fun . Puny zombies downed by one hit .

And I'm broke , yet again . Good timing too , as June has the most movies to watch , some of which I'm not going to download . Transformers 2 I'm definitely watching in Imax , then buy it on Blueray .

Need some exercise too in the holidays , to keep my body in shape . I want abs lol , and the ability to do "one horse" .

Road Rage

Today , I get to drive a car . A real one , not like those L kancils . Honda Accord . Automatic . Power steering !!!

Then I realised how crappy Kancil's are . And slow . And no power steering .

I get to drive at 70kmh , at a highway . To KL . Yays . My parking still sucks , need practise .

Very fast , fast acceleration . Reactive steering , very fun . Good handling . Quite hard to drive too , as it's a big car . Not like Kancil .

Ahahaha , I didn't kill my entire family . Illegal too , for a kid without a license to drive . 

Shhh ....

Now to pass my exam , and get P license . Then I can have a Mini Cooper , or a BMW , or an Audi , or an Aston Martin DB9 , or a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder ....

Teachers Day

Today I learned something about myself : I hate people . Really .

I hate crowds . I hate queuing . I hate waiting . I hate boredom . I hate the latter most .

My mood , if represented with a graph , would look like this .

                                               fig 1.1  graph of mood against time

Before 12.30pm I was sitting there , BOAR-ED to hell .

Watching people walk around and eating stuff , for like 3 hours (?) 

And with the hype of the Teachers Day commitee , I thought they would come up with something more fun , but ....

Sitting .... sitting , staring , taking out my notebook and doodling stuff , finishing my zhou ji ...

Oo , a crowd , LMH imitating show . Still lame .

12.30pm !! Yays , FREEDOM !!!

Run to Jusco , get tickets , and watch Terminator at 1.30pm . Then the gradient of the graph rapidly increases after the ads starts rolling . And incresing . Oh look , naked Arnold the Gorvenator , superimposed .

Sitting on the bus back home dampens the mood a bit , but still in positive area . 

If I were a Terminator , this would be me after a shaving accident

Management

Time for my inner stingy bastard to wake up from the quite long hibernation . (2-3 years ?)

Only Rm50 to last me a month . Can I do it ? Yup , did it before . Then I got bored of RM1 Nasi Lemak lunches . 

Now I've got RM45 left , for a movie/lunch/transport tomorrow . Wait , its RM35 , cause I need to return RM10 back to some guy . Hmm , I think I'll make it . 

Few days until June , and my paycheck of RM200 . 

Need get some extra money , do some business maybe

Singggg !!!

Yay , its over , finally . The Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride has come to a stop . We got fourth place !!! 

Yayy !!! Booo !!! 

There thinking with that big smile the headmaster gave us we thought we'd get first place . Sad .

Never mind , at least we're better than 5s Xiao . Ahahahaha . And 5s Ren . Ahahahaha .

Irwin says our class is like Kris Allen while theirs is like Adam Lambert . Aww 

Theres still paint on my hands from last Saturday's toilet painting . In the girls toilet . Arrr .

Beep ...

Why does car exams has to be on Mondays ?? Now the holidays have been completely booked , and I had to get leave for the exams on 22.

Parking , 3-point turn , clutch operation and the all-feared bukit .

One more lesson to go , and I'll be ready for the exams . Let's hope I don't screw up and stall or roll down the hill . I need to pass the first time .

Yays , my P license is almost here .... time to get an Audi A4 or try to import a Camaro here

weeps...

so here i am , with my english exam paper . 

You can tell that I'm very bored . Very very bored .

You know , I'm wondering maybe I'll get bad grades this exam , as I finished a whole lot faster than other people . Finished my karangan with 30 minutes left . Finished my Bio and sitting there getting freaked out every moment I see my classmates still doing it . I wonder if I missed doing a question ....

Better not be thinking about those crap .

Second driving lesson this Saturday . Lets hope I can improve my steering . I hate slowing down at corners , makes the Kancil stall (if i forgot to hit the clutch and stopping completely)

Coffee

Now I'm addicted to coffee . Coffee with Milo . Must have one every morning .

Tell you what , I feel different , I can't fall asleep in classes . 

So what , I still can't concentrate in class . I would listen for a bit , then doodle aimlessly on any piece of paper/textbook available . Sometimes it happens in physics class . 

Yesterday morning I had a chat with hanhoe . Something about snorting coffee powder . Like drug addicts . Then I laughed . Laughter in the morning usually makes me happier the whole day . Yay .

And I'm sitting in the second row in the front . In the middle of the class too . Grrr , teachers walking around . Can't do anything funny too . But at least I'm sitting beside the prettiest girl in class and the guy that is cooler than me . 

la la ~       hoe kit is so jealous 

And then I got to learn driving , next Tuesday . Perfect timing , to quote Wynne . ahahaha , takes my mind off sejarah anyway . Lets see if I can get the hang of clutch operation .

No drawings zzzz , lazy to scan . Whos got photoshop ?? Gimme !!! lazy to download

PANDEMIC !!!

Is it the end of humanity ? Mankind finally succumbs to a virus ?

Maybe , maybe not . But the virus is spreading , and its fatal .

Reminds me of a game I played . A flash game called Pandemic . Its about creating and mutating your own virus/bacteria/parasite to kill of all of the human population . One particular symptom is necrosis , very nasty . Imagine your limbs slowly turning black and fall off , one by one . Zombie-style .

And there's 2 more weeks till the mid-year exams . And tomorrow is the day of "big wind blows" . Lets hope i get to sit beside someone interesting ...(i got someone in mind , *happy face*)

So , 2 weeks for me to get ready : BM , Bio , Chemistry , Chinese and the all-hated Sejarah . 

What about Calculus ? errm .... 

Physics ? oh , i can cope with that , physics has gotten quite easy this year .

(I can hear you people calling me Si3 Chuan4 Zai3 , another *happy face*)

And theres me thinking of nonsensical stuff again .

5.26am

And I'm here sitting in front of my computer , a plate of carbonized bread beside me , with planta of course . 

Thinking of something to put in ...

Oh yeah , my SIM card's working again . Don't know why , but I don't feel anything different . I guess I got used to living without a phone in my pocket , or its because my phone is broken (cannot charge it properly now)

Yesterday morning , my class has started practising the song for choir competition .

                    "Hawaiian roller coaster"

"alohahaalohaeeee" and 7am in the morning . Thats why classrooms are built so far inside the school complex . Think of the residents of Taman Kaya just outside the street .

And while they were pratising , I put my thoughts on the song on a piece of paper . 

Here it is :

At least , thats what I think of the song .

From now on every post shall have a comic/drawing/illustration !!! Wait till i learn photoshop !!

Are you that dumb ?

I noticed a lot of people getting those stupid MSN viruses .

What are they ? Stupid ?

"ooo , lookit mah sexy naked pics i accidentally put on the web !! ooo" 

Seriously , would you at least use your brain for a few seconds ? Even using your common sense would suffice .

When someone sends a link to you , with comments in perfect English , won't you doubt there's something wrong ? Won't you even try to ask what's in the link ??

Honestly , if you're using MSN , you'd know that people there speak with broken English (with the exception of me , but i too can't help it sometimes)

Stupid stuff 

"hey executedick !! take a look at my sexy pics !!"

"hey executedick !! is this your pciture here ??"

zzzz

I think I'm beginning to be a bit pacifist . I'm not even angry when my gaming computer is used by that asshole . MY gaming computer . MINE . I earned it , by getting into Zhong . It should be mine and mine only . 

No , my dad says , share . zzz ok , he bought it anyway , I'll share it with you . 

Nooo , that other shitter has to barge in . Even create an account there , and messing up all the stuff inside , installing crap , download stuff that may have viruses . 

I think I'm getting tired with this . Let him play all he want , let him use all my stuff , go on , go into my room and shit in my toilet , use my toothbrush and all that . Take my allowance .

Only one more year to go anyway , then I'm leaving here . And he still got 3 more years of freeloading life in this house . Until he becomes a tramp/hobo . And may God have mercy on him while he's on the streets begging , because I won't , and i would run him over with my Hummer if i ever saw him . 

Oops , thats a bit harsh . ahahahaha !!!

Oh yeah , and heres the Chainsaw Ming Hua I promised I'd draw . Hope Kelvin will laugh until he gets stomachache .

Phew longest blog ever i think zzz

Infections

Does anyone notice that quite a lot of people is hacking and coughing like old people ? Recently ?

I suspect it's a new strain of virus , a top secret bio weapon made by the US but is accidentally released into the population . Soon , everybody will be infected and turn into zombies in 2 weeks time . Urgh , my skin is flaking off ...

Kidding .

My throat hurts , and lots of phlegm is forming in there , and its making my breath stink . Oh God the guy beside me just coughed . And our Chemistry teacher .

Soon everyone will catch it , and be absent from school , ahahaha . Lets hope I can recover and my body creates a antiody for the virus . 

I long to be immune 

Spider-noob

I must be the only one still has the time to online when theres an exam . 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Damn ancient Chinese translations ... that's worse than history lessons 

Going crazy ...

Sooner or later ....

Ok , i look like solou in the class blog's photo of me singing . Maybe I'll start getting haircuts from a hairstylist and not Indian barbers . Kah Keat n Wei Cheng said Mutiara's prices are quite the same as Indian barbers . RM8 or something . 

The best part , no styling cream to make the hair stand !!! 

Need more flesh on me . Too thin , like a Holocaust victim . Envy those girls , they can get fat so easily ...

Read it and weep

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Thats what i found in uncyclopedia ... the awesomest thing ever for now .

Also , Zombie Jesus and how to defeat him . 

This website spawns a load of crap . And I love it . 

BM

As everyone knows , BM has gotten a bit demanding . For me at least .

Karangan no longer means writing a lot of words that has got anything to do with the topic .

It means having to find a lot of other stuff that have some relation to the topic as well . Also throw in some quotes by famous dudes/ministers . And a lot of fancy words .

Like today i learned ranjau kehidupan . A word i won't forget . Cause it sounds a lot like the other word that starts with l . 

Also keladak , a nicer word for faeces . Amazing .

Must keep up now , so many words to learn and use . I find that even my English standard is falling too . I'm writing stuff that Primary school kids can churn out . Damn . Need to expand my vocabulary , instead of just using the f word for everything . Adjectives , gerunds , nouns ...

On an unrelated note , i cut myself while shaving the bits of hair on my chin . Ouch , hurts like hell . When will it grow to be a beard worthy of a wizard's or ancient smarty-pants .

Adventure of some kind

Ok , yesterday i went to KLCC , by public transport .

Totally different from going to TimeSquare/Sungai Wang .

I didn't know there were subways in KL until now . LRT so cramped . Perfect for perverts like me (i'm not that bored/crazy yet) 

PC Fair !!

Cramped like any other place as well , and the ipods on sale there are the same price as in retail shops . Why bother selling them there if there is no discount . I want my ipod Touch !!

Before that I watched Knowing . The concept is cool . A piece of paper 50 years ago predicted major disasters was found . Most of them has happened exept for 3 . Its up to the hero to prevent it . 

But of course according to that movie , fate is set , and nothing can stop the deaths . All is perfect until some guy in black shows up . Our hero aims a gun at him , demanding to know just who-the- hell-is-he /why is he-doing-in-my-backyard stuff and the guy in black opens his mouth to stun our hero with a shaft of brightlight . Yeah . Like a flash bang that just gone off in his mouth .

I made a joke that his breath stinks until it's Godlike so that explains why its in the form of light .

lolled silently in my seat .

Then the inevitable happens . Turns out those dudes in black were aliens *shock* . FROM OUTER SPACE !!! (duh) .

Then the backstreetboys-lookalikes took our hero's kid and fly off . The world ends in a big fire resulting from a mega solar flare from the sun . Everyone dies . Except those kidnapped by alines that is . 

Struggling not to hit someone by then . Aliens . They ruin a good movie/story .

Raise me up ...

Today we had a choir singing competition .

I'm standing in the front row .

Bass .

Westlife - You raise me up

So I put on my most friendliest look , even smiled for a bit . I hope I didn't make an impression that I'm a homicidal maniac .

So i sing , sing with bassy tone . I don't know if I'm loud enough , I can't tell , even when I'm talking I can't tell the volume of my voice , it seems so loud to me , must be the vibrations .

"more than I ..... can beeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee "

Done , exit stage right . 

When's the result coming out ? 

Listen to Vitas - Opera 2 , the guy without an Adam's Apple , you'll be amazed . 

Oh yeah , today's Calculus , I get to see what LMH's dagger looks like . In my opinion , his razor hurts more , maybe he forgot to sharpen his dagger , or I wore armor , or something .

Talking about knives/swords/sharp stuff , I imagined LMH creating a test paper that is CHAINSAW grade . Even Ironman armor can't protect me lols

Maybe I'll put a drawing of him holding a chainsaw sometime . When I'm not lazy to turn on my scanner that is 

Evil ...

Just now I was looking for interesting stuff in wikipedia and I found this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan

The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
7. Satan represents us humans as mere animals, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of our “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” have become the most vicious animals of all.
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, having kept it in business all these years!

WTF ....and there's this 

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

I especially like no.11 , its so funny .

Arrghhh , my karangan point hunting trip has deviated from its path 

Lols

This pic , never ceases to amaze me ...

So much stuff to do ...

Challenge

Lets say you take away your SIM card . Yes , take the rectangular piece of plastic out of your phone . Do it . And see how long can you endure without wireless communication .

That's what happened to me .

Only problem is , I don't have my SIM card ripped out . My number is cancelled . Yeah . TERMINATED .

Nothing big actually , I can cope with that . I just have to resort to payphones . And no SMSs . Just like old times (when in short pants)

I got another Digi SIM card in my drawer , a 016 number . At least I can still receive SMS's and calls . Its expired .

Today went to listen to the 2nd undang lecture . Wow . Boring . But at least it has some points to remember . The test is so complicated . Check headlights , signal lights , mirrors , gear , seat and stuff before starting the car . OMG . One simple mistake and fail . 

Feel pity for Kha Yee . I'm scared too .

Update ?

Maybe i'll start revising my homework right now , at home for everyday .

SPM is really freaking me out . 

That Liu Ming Hua made me want to revise my homework more ...

Oh yeah , silver fish is really creepy , more like a shiny leech with legs than a fish .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

2/4 patch notes

Talking program removed 

Human recognition program removed

Contact list partially deleted : Dick Chin will not respond to some contacts 

Programs removed are due to malfunctioning . 

Another patch will be out soon 

Storms ahead , but I'm prepared

I can see hardship coming in this year . 

First off , my dad just told me he had enough me of me using the computer , and told me to don't talk to him ever . Fine with me , as long as I can still use it . 

This also means he won't be giving me any money . Fine with me also , the Internet is a place for me to make money ahahaha .

Also , he might cancel my phone number (shared line) , fine with me also . No more SMS lol .

Hmmm , oh yeah , no more asking favors from him . 

Lets see , what else is there ... 

Ok , nothing else life-threatening , quite good actually , at least he won't nag at me "STOP FUCKING PLAYING THE COMPUTER !! " when I'm just using it to find stuff .

Hello , this is the 21st century , computers are a part of life duh .

Keeps treating me like I'm some bum . Tell you what , look at my brother , I can be a lot worse if I want to , me being at the top class and stuff . Maybe I'll start going to cybercafes and such . I'll show him how bad I can be , I'll fail at every subject , and when the teacher asks why , it'll be all his fault . Hurray for revenge . 

Just kidding really , I'll just concentrate on my SPM and get full As . Who needs his money . Go ahead take away all those stuff , it'll just make it more interesting . I'll have a lot of stuff to think too .

You know what i like more than money ? It's the feeling of having nothing to lose . Kind of contradicts each other right ? I like irony too .

Jogathon !!!

Squish squish squish . What's that sound ?? WTF ?!! My shoes , they're covered in mud . 

Padang Merbuk is still squishy as before , and my poor Nikes , they're ruined .

ok , the jogathon starts at 7.40am . I finished at about 8.20am .

Oo , saw Liu Ming Hua at the finish line , the timekeeper (ji shi zhang)

"shoo , shoo , you're too late , first 50 already finished"

damn

my leg hurts , cramps at the knee section . Argghhh . All that running for nothing . My shoes are ruined too . RM 300++ shoes . nooooo

Oh yeah , i made a paypal account , and linked it to my blogspot adsense thingy . So if you click on the ads in my blog , i get paid . 

hurray , Rm400 left for ipod touch

Yay Calculus !!!

EPIC FAIL today in calculus exams . Why ?? Because I didn't do any revision .

...

What ??!! Then what's with the sitting there staring at the calculus notes and stuff ??

...

Like i just said , STARING at the notes . Not doing it . No revision at all.

Result ? Did 2 questions only . 

After school went to library to redo the questions . 

OMG , I actually knew how to do all the questions ??!! except for Q3 and 1d

What a big man you are Dick , throwing away your marks like they were trash 

Today I'll go bang at my wall for 100 times . Wait a sec , someones house's wall instead . 

Because i can't afford to repair my wall 

New place

lol changed the seats in class . still in the front row , but whatever , next week i will be in the back .

To my left is Kelvin , lol . MengXun is at my right .

According to the seat changing rules , things will get a little bit messy after the next few weeks . Because of the group i'm sitting in has one row more than others , i won't shift left the fortnight , instead i'll be staying there until i shift forward , which results in the separation of me and my gay friend on the left . Damn .

Anyways , I'll try to talk to someone else instead of him ...

lol tagged stuff

tagged by kelvin

The rules and regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!

1 i love games

2 i like touchscreen stuff

3 i like to look at pretty things

4 i want to see the stars again

5 i want to fly (superman-like but no need troublesome hand pose)

6 i'd like to grow a beard like Guan Gong (lol)

7 i love money 

8 i don't believe in god , but i believe in angels (wtf??)

9 stuff is constantly breaking apart around me (yeah its true , my phone can't charge normally now wtf)

10 i'm actually a bit emotional (shock!!)

11 i'm good at running

12 i'm not good at directions

13 i'm not good at remembering stuff

14 i'm stingy

15 i love Lamborghinis

i dare you to be tagged by me , phew blog rush , 3 in a row (?)

personality test again ...

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

ok , that was quite enlightening . Helps me know myself more , because sometimes i feel like i have schizophrenia , in my case a few personalities . 

One rational , the cool one . 

One lecherous , the hamsap and very yam one .

One mad scientist type , always thinking about weird stuff .

One rage mode , when this one takes over , its like the Hulk , except not green and no shirt ripping , but still very very angry