Jobs ?

Oh shit .

In a sudden fit of madness , I volunteered to be the Vice President of the e-sports club a.k.a Gaming club . No opposition . Well , theres Vern Sen , but he lost by one vote . Maybe I have a cooler name . "Dick" . And the club advisor is convinced I'm shitting him . Want to see my IC ?

Now then , what to do . Never held any positions in high school , because I change societies every year . Suddenly become Vice President .

OMFGWTFBBQ what to do what to do .

Theres still a Paintball Club and Tech Club meeting to attend . More positions ?

Yes , "Paint Ball" Club indeed . This is worse than "Iron Man" below (not Mr. Tony Stark in a robot suit)

more on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Noo !!

DAMN YOU TAYLORS ONLINE !!!

There are problems logging in from home for unknown reasons .

Refreshing the page 10 times in a row and leaving it there while I do some other stuff seems to make it load .

Oh my , printer's out of ink .

Chemistry exams ... maybe I'll write something on the Data Booklet

what the heck ?

My Further Maths teacher , Mr Thava's catchphrase . He does love to say that .

Maths topics are catching up to my level now , and its no longer boring .

Chem teacher Miss Leong seems to have an interest in me . That is creepy , as if I did something wrong I'm not aware of .

Theres a guy called Kit , who has big muscles . 大只佬 , we called him .

LAN classes has helped formed groups of 10 for activities and such . And my group consisting of half of my class PS1 , speaks Chinese . What a pleasant surprise . This makes lansok more easy .

Chose 3 societies . Paintball , tech and e-sports . All the fun in the world . What good it does to my university resume .

Join charity groups ? Thats against my policy : No helping people when I myself need help . Just like Mr. William from Malaysian Studies said "money raised for Haiti is better off used to improve our country ."

Yes , our country needs helping more than Haiti . Just look at all those poor people and lousy infrastructure . Smelly toilets also .

Besides , Haiti is famous for voodoo zombies . Makes rebuilding much more efficient .

20/1

"found mamak stall"

- Buy food for lower prices

"recovered from car accident"

- +Driving speed

"number of lenglui's in class : 0 "

- reduce happiness 50 pts (applies at class)

"encountered 白衣女郎"

- increase happiness 200 pts ( 30 minutes duration )

Level up !!

omg why the hell the pretty girls are in other classes omfgwtfbbq only 4 girls in my class wtf girl in white so pretty omg in PS2 found another one while lunch that one more pretty holy omfg

madness ERROR

Who got Thinking Skills text book by Butterworth ?

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Ok , college isn't as cool as I thought .

English speaking bastards . The lot of them .

Expensive costs , burning holes in my holey wallet . HOLY WALLET !! Hey , theres a Guan Yin gold card thingy inside , and some good luck charms . Puns are fun .

Food , books , parking fees . Speaking of parking fees , that autopay station just vomited a bunch of 50 cents as change .

"Your change is coming up in 3...2...1"

*crash clank clank*

At least theres a mamak stall providing cheap food for the masses . Mass produced food , yum . And cheap .

Brush up my English , and start lansok people . That Student Council girl looks hot . drools

finally , some action

Yes , tomorrow is orientation day .

Few weeks of doing nothing except playing games at home has left me bored until I hunger for some studying work .

College college college college *chant*

After reading some blog posts by other people , I find that English was the lingua franca in college . Gosh , I need to improve my speech , because when I talk , I sound like a retard .

I doubt my mastery in English will help much in my speech problems .

Lets hope that there will be model quality girls at Taylors . Unleash inner "hamsap lou"

growl drool snaps teeth whistle (shit i cant whistle)

18 !!

So today is my birthday , and if nothing goes wrong , it will pass by without incident . ( 8.35am and I'm sitting before the screen )

One of the benefits of birthdays is that I can play the whole day . Yeahhhh .

It's like a Do-what-you-want-to-do day .

And I'm 18 after today . That means I can watch porn officially . Or go to the movies labelled 18 . Or creating an e-bay account . Credit cards . Grown up stuff .

Oh no , time to be independent now . Damn I hate growing up .