5.26am

And I'm here sitting in front of my computer , a plate of carbonized bread beside me , with planta of course . 

Thinking of something to put in ...

Oh yeah , my SIM card's working again . Don't know why , but I don't feel anything different . I guess I got used to living without a phone in my pocket , or its because my phone is broken (cannot charge it properly now)

Yesterday morning , my class has started practising the song for choir competition .

                    "Hawaiian roller coaster"

"alohahaalohaeeee" and 7am in the morning . Thats why classrooms are built so far inside the school complex . Think of the residents of Taman Kaya just outside the street .

And while they were pratising , I put my thoughts on the song on a piece of paper . 

Here it is :

At least , thats what I think of the song .

From now on every post shall have a comic/drawing/illustration !!! Wait till i learn photoshop !!

Are you that dumb ?

I noticed a lot of people getting those stupid MSN viruses .

What are they ? Stupid ?

"ooo , lookit mah sexy naked pics i accidentally put on the web !! ooo" 

Seriously , would you at least use your brain for a few seconds ? Even using your common sense would suffice .

When someone sends a link to you , with comments in perfect English , won't you doubt there's something wrong ? Won't you even try to ask what's in the link ??

Honestly , if you're using MSN , you'd know that people there speak with broken English (with the exception of me , but i too can't help it sometimes)

Stupid stuff 

"hey executedick !! take a look at my sexy pics !!"

"hey executedick !! is this your pciture here ??"

zzzz

I think I'm beginning to be a bit pacifist . I'm not even angry when my gaming computer is used by that asshole . MY gaming computer . MINE . I earned it , by getting into Zhong . It should be mine and mine only . 

No , my dad says , share . zzz ok , he bought it anyway , I'll share it with you . 

Nooo , that other shitter has to barge in . Even create an account there , and messing up all the stuff inside , installing crap , download stuff that may have viruses . 

I think I'm getting tired with this . Let him play all he want , let him use all my stuff , go on , go into my room and shit in my toilet , use my toothbrush and all that . Take my allowance .

Only one more year to go anyway , then I'm leaving here . And he still got 3 more years of freeloading life in this house . Until he becomes a tramp/hobo . And may God have mercy on him while he's on the streets begging , because I won't , and i would run him over with my Hummer if i ever saw him . 

Oops , thats a bit harsh . ahahahaha !!!

Oh yeah , and heres the Chainsaw Ming Hua I promised I'd draw . Hope Kelvin will laugh until he gets stomachache .

Phew longest blog ever i think zzz

Infections

Does anyone notice that quite a lot of people is hacking and coughing like old people ? Recently ?

I suspect it's a new strain of virus , a top secret bio weapon made by the US but is accidentally released into the population . Soon , everybody will be infected and turn into zombies in 2 weeks time . Urgh , my skin is flaking off ...

Kidding .

My throat hurts , and lots of phlegm is forming in there , and its making my breath stink . Oh God the guy beside me just coughed . And our Chemistry teacher .

Soon everyone will catch it , and be absent from school , ahahaha . Lets hope I can recover and my body creates a antiody for the virus . 

I long to be immune 

Spider-noob

I must be the only one still has the time to online when theres an exam . 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Damn ancient Chinese translations ... that's worse than history lessons 

Going crazy ...

Sooner or later ....

Ok , i look like solou in the class blog's photo of me singing . Maybe I'll start getting haircuts from a hairstylist and not Indian barbers . Kah Keat n Wei Cheng said Mutiara's prices are quite the same as Indian barbers . RM8 or something . 

The best part , no styling cream to make the hair stand !!! 

Need more flesh on me . Too thin , like a Holocaust victim . Envy those girls , they can get fat so easily ...

Read it and weep

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Thats what i found in uncyclopedia ... the awesomest thing ever for now .

Also , Zombie Jesus and how to defeat him . 

This website spawns a load of crap . And I love it . 

BM

As everyone knows , BM has gotten a bit demanding . For me at least .

Karangan no longer means writing a lot of words that has got anything to do with the topic .

It means having to find a lot of other stuff that have some relation to the topic as well . Also throw in some quotes by famous dudes/ministers . And a lot of fancy words .

Like today i learned ranjau kehidupan . A word i won't forget . Cause it sounds a lot like the other word that starts with l . 

Also keladak , a nicer word for faeces . Amazing .

Must keep up now , so many words to learn and use . I find that even my English standard is falling too . I'm writing stuff that Primary school kids can churn out . Damn . Need to expand my vocabulary , instead of just using the f word for everything . Adjectives , gerunds , nouns ...

On an unrelated note , i cut myself while shaving the bits of hair on my chin . Ouch , hurts like hell . When will it grow to be a beard worthy of a wizard's or ancient smarty-pants .

Adventure of some kind

Ok , yesterday i went to KLCC , by public transport .

Totally different from going to TimeSquare/Sungai Wang .

I didn't know there were subways in KL until now . LRT so cramped . Perfect for perverts like me (i'm not that bored/crazy yet) 

PC Fair !!

Cramped like any other place as well , and the ipods on sale there are the same price as in retail shops . Why bother selling them there if there is no discount . I want my ipod Touch !!

Before that I watched Knowing . The concept is cool . A piece of paper 50 years ago predicted major disasters was found . Most of them has happened exept for 3 . Its up to the hero to prevent it . 

But of course according to that movie , fate is set , and nothing can stop the deaths . All is perfect until some guy in black shows up . Our hero aims a gun at him , demanding to know just who-the- hell-is-he /why is he-doing-in-my-backyard stuff and the guy in black opens his mouth to stun our hero with a shaft of brightlight . Yeah . Like a flash bang that just gone off in his mouth .

I made a joke that his breath stinks until it's Godlike so that explains why its in the form of light .

lolled silently in my seat .

Then the inevitable happens . Turns out those dudes in black were aliens *shock* . FROM OUTER SPACE !!! (duh) .

Then the backstreetboys-lookalikes took our hero's kid and fly off . The world ends in a big fire resulting from a mega solar flare from the sun . Everyone dies . Except those kidnapped by alines that is . 

Struggling not to hit someone by then . Aliens . They ruin a good movie/story .

Raise me up ...

Today we had a choir singing competition .

I'm standing in the front row .

Bass .

Westlife - You raise me up

So I put on my most friendliest look , even smiled for a bit . I hope I didn't make an impression that I'm a homicidal maniac .

So i sing , sing with bassy tone . I don't know if I'm loud enough , I can't tell , even when I'm talking I can't tell the volume of my voice , it seems so loud to me , must be the vibrations .

"more than I ..... can beeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee "

Done , exit stage right . 

When's the result coming out ? 

Listen to Vitas - Opera 2 , the guy without an Adam's Apple , you'll be amazed . 

Oh yeah , today's Calculus , I get to see what LMH's dagger looks like . In my opinion , his razor hurts more , maybe he forgot to sharpen his dagger , or I wore armor , or something .

Talking about knives/swords/sharp stuff , I imagined LMH creating a test paper that is CHAINSAW grade . Even Ironman armor can't protect me lols

Maybe I'll put a drawing of him holding a chainsaw sometime . When I'm not lazy to turn on my scanner that is 

Evil ...

Just now I was looking for interesting stuff in wikipedia and I found this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan

The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
7. Satan represents us humans as mere animals, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of our “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” have become the most vicious animals of all.
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, having kept it in business all these years!

WTF ....and there's this 

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

I especially like no.11 , its so funny .

Arrghhh , my karangan point hunting trip has deviated from its path 

Lols

This pic , never ceases to amaze me ...

So much stuff to do ...

Challenge

Lets say you take away your SIM card . Yes , take the rectangular piece of plastic out of your phone . Do it . And see how long can you endure without wireless communication .

That's what happened to me .

Only problem is , I don't have my SIM card ripped out . My number is cancelled . Yeah . TERMINATED .

Nothing big actually , I can cope with that . I just have to resort to payphones . And no SMSs . Just like old times (when in short pants)

I got another Digi SIM card in my drawer , a 016 number . At least I can still receive SMS's and calls . Its expired .

Today went to listen to the 2nd undang lecture . Wow . Boring . But at least it has some points to remember . The test is so complicated . Check headlights , signal lights , mirrors , gear , seat and stuff before starting the car . OMG . One simple mistake and fail . 

Feel pity for Kha Yee . I'm scared too .

Update ?

Maybe i'll start revising my homework right now , at home for everyday .

SPM is really freaking me out . 

That Liu Ming Hua made me want to revise my homework more ...

Oh yeah , silver fish is really creepy , more like a shiny leech with legs than a fish .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

2/4 patch notes

Talking program removed 

Human recognition program removed

Contact list partially deleted : Dick Chin will not respond to some contacts 

Programs removed are due to malfunctioning . 

Another patch will be out soon